"You know, you guys could have been ordered off the field entirely ( Read more... )

It's not a bad explosion, as those things get. Blows the shit out of his hinges, and makes the decorative door panels shudder and fall out of alignment like a linebacker rammed them, but it's a foot that finishes the job of knocking the door down ( Read more... )

This one's got hella porn. w00t w00t.

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Dave Strider @turntechgodhead
#springcleaning yo peeps who wanna feast their eyes on this choice domestic babe in an apron and authentic feather duster http://...Dave snaps another pouty picture, uploads it, then puts the phone down for five minutes so he can finish dusting his vinyl records shelf ( Read more... )

"Is that a house, or a castle ( Read more... )

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TOTAL: 29 777

haha welp another 300 words and i'd have broken 30k. oh well XD

POSTED:
-Several three-sentences-ish ficlets, posted farther down in this post (1 3392 words) some of which are covalent or sunlightverse or bt-inspired.
-Sunlightverse: Nepeta tells Equius about the new pony; chatlog (824 words)
-Vorkosigan/Psychic Wolves: Shooting ( Read more... )

Dave deliberately left the drapes open, but Karkat is stubborn, and also Dave's comforter is thick enough to block a lot of light; when Dave starts hearing movement up there it's about eleven in the morning ( Read more... )

Chapter contains porn and OCs. Almost 11k of such. orz ( Read more... )

( Silly pesterlog in response to someone giving me a cheerleading Karkat )

He's been listening to the intermittent clicketyclick for hours, he thinks, before it makes him think about maybe waking up all the way ( Read more... )